Istoryahee / Estoryahee Bisaya and Tagalog Jokes

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Boy: Kuha unya ko og driver’s license nimu miss.
Girl: Adto sa LTO ohhh.. nano ari man ka naku?
Boy: Because you’re driving me crazy.
imong sakyanan kay Estoryahee!!!
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boy: nilaag mn ka pggbie miss noh
gurl: wala mn… nganu d.i
boy: naabot mn ka sa akong damgo gud!…
ESTORYAHEEEE!!!!!
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boy: miga wa ka kapoya?
girl: ha? wa man ngano?
boy: ganina ra man gud ka nag dagan2x sa akong huna2x
istoryaheeeeeeee
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boy: miss, ketchup ka ba?
girl: unsa naman pud nga ka kornehan?
Boy: gipangita naman gud ka sa akong hotdog
istoryaheeeeee!!!
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boy: miss naa ky eraser?
gurl: wla rba, nganu mn?
boy: i erase ta tka sa akong huna2x….
gurl: ESTORYAHEE!!!!!!
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boy: Is your last name Gillette?
gurl: dli rba… y mn??
boy: Because you’re the best a man can get.
ESTORYAHEE!!!
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guy: naa kay ball pen??
girl: naa.. (ghtag ang ballpen)
guy: di lagi mu-agi??
girl: mu-agi na oi.. tka rka..
guy: ows?? suwat imu number beh..
ESTORYAHEEEE!!!!
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guy: day, tudloi gud ko ug pag translate
girl: cg, go
guy: unsay iningles sa gugma
girl: love
guy: sa ghigugma tika
girl: i love you
guy: i love you too.
ESTORYAHEEE!!!!!
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guy: miss, out-of-school ka?
gurl: huh? nganu ka.ingon man ka ana?
guy: kada adlaw man ka cge tambay sakong huna2 gud…
STORYAHE!!!!!
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DODONG:day.. snatcher ka saona sah??
INDAY: huh?? dili mn.. y mn??
DODONG: ahwz.. imo man lagi gi snatch akong kasing2..
INDAY: STORYAHEEE!!!
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babaye, girape:
girl: TABAAAAANG!!!
rapist: ayaw syagit, moundang ko ron!!!
girl: AYAW NA LAAAANNG!!!
istoryaheeee!!!!!!!!!
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boy: drumer ka miss?
gurl: dli ui….
boy: you make my heart beat kasi…
gurl: ESTORYAHE!!!!
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guy: pila height nmo miss?
miss: 5’6 rah ue..
guy: dako d.i ka, g.unxa kha nmo pg sulod sa akng kasing2x.
ESTORYAHEEEE!!!!
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Boy: miss miss dli lageh ni mo agi imong ballpen
Girl: Unsay dli mo agi bah na bag.o pa lageh na nako ggamit
Boy: Tan.awa ragud miss dli gyud agi ang ballpen.. ikaw kunoy butang sa imong number dre sa papel
Girl: ISTORYAHEEEE!
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guy: rainbow ka miss?…
girl: rainbow? nganu gud tawn?
guy: because you colored my world…
girl: mao ba?.. Estoryaheee…
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girl: dili jud tika pwede maduwaan
bOY: wow thanks
girl: dili jud tika pwede maduwaan
kay imong kaanyag morag tae..
boy: insultohaaaaa aw estoryaeeee
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Boy: dili lang naku eh post sa FB nga love tika ha??
Girl: haaa?? nganu man? dili ka ganahan maka hibaw ang kalibutan nga love ko nimu?
Boy: huh? Ikaw raman akong kalibutan….
istoryaaaheeeeeee…… nyahahahaha
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boy: kabalo ba ka, mura kag password?
girl: y mn?
boy: di tika pwede malimtan..
girl: <gikilig>
boy: pro pwede tka ilisdan..
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Boy: wala ba ka nabungol or nasabaan?
Girl: wala man…ngano diay?
Boy: sige man gud ug siyagit akong kasingkasing sa imong ngalan…Whahahahha
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Boy: Bagyo ka ba ??
Girl: Bakit ??
Boy: Kasi the moment you left my area of responsiblity,
u leave my heart in the state of calamity…
toinkS!
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Girl: 10 years from now amigo pa ba kaha gihapon ta?
boy: dili na
girl

nabalaka)huh?ngano man?
boy: asawa naman tika.
estoorryaahee….hehe
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ako: kahibaw ba ka girl nga mechanical engineer ako gikuha para lang nimo
girl: y man?
ako: kay ugma damlag magtukod kug tulay diha padong sa imong kasing2x..
estoryaheeeeeeeeee
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BF and GF talking :
BF: babes, 143!
GF: unsa na?
BF: i love you !
GF: wow! 234
BF: huh?! unsa na?
GF: ES TOR YAHE !!!!!!
hahahahaha
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real meaning of LOVE
L-abis kitang mahal
O-ras oras nasa isip kita
V-ow ako sa ganda mo
E-storyaaaheeee
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Boy: miss,naa ky map dha??
Girl: wala raba,ngano mn?
Boy: mawala mn gud ko kung magtan.aw ko nmo…
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BOY: gang, kandila ba ka?
girl: dili, ngano man?
boy: gwapa mn gud kah sa ngitngit, sa ngitngit na lng kah.
girl: dong, kaw kandila ba ka?
boy: dili, ngano pud d i?
girl: huyopon unta tka para mamatay na kang animal kah.
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Dili man unta ko WEBSITE
Nganong daghan man ma LINK nako ??
ESTORYAHEEE !!! hahaha
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Boy: miss … unsai brand sa imong TShirt? pwedeng patan-aw?
Babaye: ha? ahhh! cge!
(Checks tag on back of shirt)
Boy: daan pa ko! Made In Heaven!
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laki: ms. pwde ko mo agi
bae: nganong d mn dili mani akong kalsada
laki: mananghid ko daan bsn maligsan ko sa imong kgwapa..
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Boy: miss,naa ky botelya dha??
Girl: wala raba,ngano mn unta??
Boy: nangita mn gd kog kasudlan sakong gugma…….
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Girl: sir,ngano tab.ang mn ang inyong kape??
Boy: akala ko kasi sapat na ang matatamis mong ngiti……
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guy: (manuktok sa office o cubicle ba run sa girl…)
muingon ka dayun… mis kita ka ug gwapo ni sulod diri?
gurl: wla man…
guy: mubalik kaha ko ug sulod?
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Sexy girl nangumpisal. ..
Pari: Iha, unsa may imong sala?
Girl: Father, ug makabati kog lalaki nga mamalikas, di nako mapugngan makig-s*x niya!
Pari: Buang, ka leche gud anang sala-a, peste! Ataya nuh!
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SalesLady: sir, unsay imo?
Me: (tn-aw s iyang mata) Pwde IKAW
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boy: mura lage kag alarm clock mis!
girl: karaan nana,kay sa ako ra ga tuyok imo kalibutan?old skul
boy: dili oi,kay circle man gud kag nawng murag annoying orange..wahaha
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Boy:Uy, mahal!Ingon sa doktor, grabe na jud daw ang akoang sakit sa puso..
Girl: HA?! unsa?! unsa man daw ang gi-ingon sa mga doktor?!
!Boy: Duha ra daw akoang pilion…
….it’s either ICU or you see me.
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isang BOOK lng ang ndi ko naiintndihan.. un ang…
pagtiBOOK ng puso ko para sa’yo. . . . .♥
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boy: miss, ketchup ka ba?
girl: unsa naman pud nga ka kornehan?
Boy: gipangita naman gud ka sa akong hotdog

istoryaheeeeee!!!
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sa resort
Girl: ganda naman ng view mapa frontview, backview, sideview o topview.
Boy: meron pang isa..
Girl: ano?
Boy: lub view
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boy: mura jd kag ice tea..
girl: y man?
boy: ang2 buttomless aku kalipay kung mgkoyug ta..
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BOY: pagkalaagan nalng jud nimo…
GIRL: nganu naksulti man ka ana?
BOY: Naabot man gud ka bsan sa akong damgo…!
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tisoy: beh, knock-knock
tisay: whos there beh?
tisoy: east
tisay: east who?
tisoy: east who ka diyan…EAST WHO RYAHE!!!!
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Boy: Mara jud kag Dictionary oi..
Girl: Aii, kahibaw nako ana, ayeee kay akong gitagaan og meaning imo life no?
Boy: Dili!
Girl : Unsa man d i?
Boy: Kay baga man gud kag nawng!!!
Ayeeeehh
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BOY: asa kah? pwd q mu.borow sah imo calcu?
GIRL: wala raba.
BOY: ako tah i.total f pla na ka.percent akng love nimo
Aguy Estoyaheeee
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LOLO: pwede iremove tka sa friends list nako sa ako FB?
LOLA: huh? why man?
LOLO: sakit man gud hunahunaon nga friends ra tah.
weeehhhhh….estooorryyyaaahhheeeee…..
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BOY: miss ang bouncy ng hair mo…
GIRL: i know, thanks ha

BOY: ang bouncy talaga!
BOUNCYNGOT!
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boy : miss mura jud kag posporo.
girl : ha? nganu gud tawn?
boy : match kay ta.
hahahahaha

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Brother Break January 11, 2011 at 3:15 am

Hahaha more more please.

E Gong September 21, 2011 at 2:38 pm: boy: Is your last name Gillette?
gurl: dli rba… y mn??
boy: Because you’re the best a man can get

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John S. January 11, 2011 at 3:22 am

Boy: sege tutuk sa ID sa chix
Chix: nganu ka cge tutuk sa akong ID
Boy: Kanus-a man ma balhin akong apelyido sa imong ngannn
estoryahee! hehe

jane anne baid April 5, 2011 at 4:47 am

hahahaha.,.,nya bobalhin diay nang ngalan naa diay nay tiil?

cheryl April 12, 2011 at 1:27 am

hehehehehhe makal;ingaw gyud na no makahinomdom man pod ta sa atong mga karaan ejejejeje

Cris Caezar July 23, 2011 at 5:42 am: istoryahe,,,,

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E Gong September 21, 2011 at 2:57 pm

isang araw papunta kana sa paaralan mo may nakita ka sa daanan mo may pera anong gagawin mo pupulotin mo ba o hindi……..paki sagot naman yong!!…EsToryaheeEEEEEEE…..imong lolo apilo nag lolo mong bogo…

shacoi January 27, 2011 at 1:28 am

“Ulan”
Ulan nga ngpalangan sa pg-adto ko sa skwelahan,
Ulan nga nipabugnaw sa kahanginan ug ngpamingaw sa kadaghanan;
Ulan nga mkapatapulan nga ang pgligid2x ug pgtulog nlang mahunahunaan,
Ulan nga nibasa sa kabuhatan ug sa unlan diri sa akong kauban;
Dakong katingalahan ky wala man pud unta sa ulan naabtan?
Pirti diay lamia sa iyang tulog nga na laway-lawayan na niya ang iyang unlan.
Pastilan… ULAN…
STORYAHEEEEEEE ULAN!!!
SEE MORE
shacoi.blogspot.com

dap August 19, 2011 at 1:42 pm: hahahah!

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shacoi January 27, 2011 at 1:30 am

BOY: Miss TAE ba ka???
CHIX: huh?? nganu man??
BOY: Lisud man gud itotok nimu ug dugay… lisud pajud iginhawa basta naa naka..
CHIX: STORYAHEEEE!!!

VinzKiE September 15, 2011 at 11:45 pm

Paq Xure Mu oiiE..!

xhien September 18, 2011 at 9:12 am: Boy: Ulan ka bah???
Girl: bakit?
Boy: kumukulo na kasi ang tubigggg…….

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jhem February 1, 2011 at 5:36 am

boy: a miss cguro pusil ka?
girl: nganu man?
boy: kc da way nga mututuk ku nimu pirmi kung igguh
istoryaheee……….

shai April 22, 2011 at 4:20 pm

wahahah tamah !

rose marie July 12, 2011 at 11:31 am: hahahahaha….hatag pamu beh..nindut jud

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jaymar February 1, 2011 at 6:48 am

Boy: a miss cguro shabu ka.
Girl: nganu man?
Boy: unsaun man gud if mulantaw ku nimu pirmi ku ma high.
istoyaheee….

enajz August 11, 2011 at 7:16 am: hahahahaha…

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chung-hee tugade August 23, 2011 at 1:57 am: Na’wrong send si GF kay BF sa text ..
GF : Hi ! Nakita kita kahapon .. Pogi ah ! :>
Sino GF mo ngayun ? Wala kasi ako BF ee ..
BF : Hello Matagal ko nang alam na pogi ako. Thank you sa compliment.
Ganun ba ? Wala akong GF eh. Magbbreak na kami mamaya. MALANDI kasi ..

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wangbu12345 February 17, 2011 at 9:58 am

boy: baby, tae ka ba?
girl: (galit)yuck! wag ka ngang bastos! hindi ah! bakit? bka ikaw?!
boy: eh kasi di kita kayang paglaruan..
hehehehe..ester!

sherwin February 22, 2011 at 2:03 am

boy: ice cream cAh vAh?
gurl; huh? y man? sweet ra keu cUh?
boy: dili uie lami man gud ka tilaan
gurl: manyak!!!
aCe2ryahEe

lHf_em's17 September 9, 2011 at 5:07 am: hahah !!!!!!!!!!! paG ka luOda nMn gyUd….

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sherwin nuñez (bonzky) February 22, 2011 at 2:08 am

Boy: Miss, may alam ka bang sementeryo dito ?
Girl: Oo. meron. Bakit ?
Boy: kasi ipalilibing ko sana ang puso kong patay na patay sa ‘yo !
haha aCe2ryahEe

NIño Jay Bandico February 24, 2011 at 8:02 am

boy: miss unggoy ba ka?
girl: ngano man?
boy: sige man gud kag kapyot sa akong kasingkasing

von bryan satorre March 4, 2011 at 4:00 am

MISIS: Animal kang lalaki ka! Meron akong nabalitaan may kabit kang 18 yrs old!
MISTER: Huli ka na sa balita noh! 23 na siya ngayon!!!! hehehehehhe
wwawawaawwa…estoryahe!!!!

von bryan satorre March 4, 2011 at 4:02 am

Girl: Sabihin mo lang kung in lab kana sa sakin ha? sagutin kita
Boy: Ah talaga? alm mo para kang rebisco
Girl: ha? bakit?
Boy: ang kapal ng filling mo..
hahahahaha

enajz August 11, 2011 at 7:17 am

hahaha..mojud..

way lame September 1, 2011 at 11:47 am: hehehe

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von bryan satorre March 4, 2011 at 4:14 am

Special ang luha kay sa smile
kasi ang smile marami kang taong mangitian
Ang luha tutulo lang yan
kapag may isa kang taong
ayaw mong kalimutan.
estoryahe… ^_^

nancy August 25, 2011 at 6:41 am

mais ka ba? ang corny mo

jolly August 29, 2011 at 8:03 pm: nasaag

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jayzer September 2, 2011 at 10:55 am

Nc aU bah….Qoutes..!!

jerramae September 11, 2011 at 12:42 pm: hahhaa_tamaaahhhhh !

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AceMico September 12, 2011 at 1:08 pm: hahaha mao …Aceturjaki kol..hahahaha

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stephanie March 4, 2011 at 12:09 pm

boy: heart ka bah????
gurl: bakit ?
boy: kasi wala nang natira sa puso ko ehhh……

J.E.Cromente August 1, 2011 at 6:22 am: please send me jokes naman sa facebook ko..add mo ko hah..thanks (heart)

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Steven del Campo March 6, 2011 at 10:28 am

Manny and Dionisia
Dionisia: Manny, lumabas ako kanina para bumili tapos sabi ng mga tambay sa labas pangit daw ako !
Manny: Inay ! Alam mo naman siguro na nasa labas ang tunay na kagandahan di ba ? Kaya wag ka nang labas ng labas !

chung-hee tugade August 23, 2011 at 1:55 am: waahah. sakto jud..

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Steven del Campo March 6, 2011 at 10:34 am

Boy: Layas na sa inyong balay oi ! or kung dili ka, ibaligya nalang to !
Girl: ha ? Ngano man pud daw be ?
Boy: Kay libre naka mupuyo sa akong kasing-kasing !
Istoryaheee !!!

Steven del Campo March 6, 2011 at 10:59 am

Boy: Miss, di ba ang heart nasa left ?
Girl: hmm… Oo !
Boy: Eh bakit sa akin nasa iyo ?
Kaila kang Ester ??? Esteryaheee !!!

AceMico September 12, 2011 at 1:12 pm: wala lagi..pero kay AiCo kaila ka?

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charmeigne March 7, 2011 at 4:44 pm

boy:miss energy drink kaba?
grl:sus!esturyahee npud ni padulong.kay ngano?mwla imong kakapoy kung naa ko?
boy:dili!ang emo mangud nawong murag cobra!
hahahaha=)

junrey March 16, 2011 at 4:26 am

ahahha bobo..!

huge222 August 2, 2011 at 12:35 pm: hahahah..lami-a nawnga ah mora cobra

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tOnskie March 23, 2011 at 5:50 am

nakakaTAWa 2… I like it.. ESTOOORRRYAAHEEE…

fidel March 30, 2011 at 3:58 pm

aahahahaah ..ang bobo

lyn mano September 11, 2011 at 12:24 pm: hahaha nakakatawa

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caster123 March 8, 2011 at 4:39 am

boy:catcher onta ka!
girl:y man!
boy:para ma catch ko nimo kung ma fall in love na ko sa imo

ian_the_killer March 12, 2011 at 5:35 am: istoryahhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Justin March 8, 2011 at 11:38 pm

Boy: Miss manok ka?
Girl: Ha? Ngano man?
Boy: Gusto man gud unta nako nga imong lumluman akong itlog!
Istoryaheee!

jerramae September 11, 2011 at 12:46 pm

yukkk., laina fud uie !

artrix September 12, 2011 at 9:15 am

giatay bai…ahahaha

AceMico September 12, 2011 at 1:22 pm: guy: miss unggoy kaba?
girl: ha dili eh..y man pud?
guy:kay akung Oten murag saging!!!!..
girl: estoryahe…atikun pako sili man gani na pisot!(kabalos)

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Andrea Antonio March 9, 2011 at 12:22 pm

boy: miss apoy kah buh???
girL: y man?
boy: kay ALAB ALAB
“I LOVE YOU”

DreY Enchaii Hitachiie March 9, 2011 at 12:26 pm

boy: tae ka buh??
girL: huh??? bKt??/
boy: Kasi d kitah mapag.Laruan eh..
GirL: Langhiya…ngayon pah ako na.icompara sa tae huh…

DreY Enchaii Hitachiie March 9, 2011 at 12:27 pm

…AFTER A FEW MINUTES..
girL: IHI kah buh??
boy: huh y???
girl: kasi d kitah matiis eh…

ian_the_killer March 12, 2011 at 5:41 am

boy:miss magnet kaba?
girl:y man d i?
boy:layo pa gali ka gimagnet naka sa akong kasing2x

[ÐX]ReÐs0uL March 12, 2011 at 5:44 am

boy:day murag ka pagkaon
girl:huh? ngano man
boy:kay kinaylangan kita sa akong kinabuhi
ESTORYAHE…………^_^

janzgha March 12, 2011 at 6:30 am

boy: san ka ba kagabi?
girl: nasa bahay lang bakit???
boy: wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko eh….
girl: ESTORYAHIIEEEE!!!

istoryahee March 13, 2011 at 5:36 am

Boy: kung mainlab ka!
girl: istoryahee
boy: kung mahigugma ka!
girl: istoryahee
Boy: timani imong gipang sulti
girl:istoryahee

e$$e March 16, 2011 at 12:52 pm

elow po sa nyo lahat may joke po ako…

e$$e March 16, 2011 at 12:55 pm

isang araw papunta kana sana sa paaralan mo may nakita ka sa daanan mo na pera anong gagawin mo pupulotin mo ba o hindi … paki sagut naman yong palusot ko…Thanks God Bless And More Power …Estoyahee imong lolo apila imong lolo …:)

kent September 1, 2011 at 4:12 pm: HUGAW ANA!

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artrix September 21, 2011 at 3:27 am: joke un?? eh parang Q&A un ehh

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x1boy March 22, 2011 at 3:32 am

boy- miss? pag sa layo noh, mura kag white lady.
girl- huh? nganu?
boy- kay pag makita man gud taka naga boto boto ang ako dughan.
haha! storyaheeee man kayo na uy……..

john louis March 22, 2011 at 9:18 am

GOOD!

jerramae September 11, 2011 at 12:49 pm: maoh jud uie .,.,

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tOnskie March 23, 2011 at 5:54 am

Juan ni ad2 sa CLUB..!!!
Guard: dOng. d rabA pwd mAG short..!!!
Juan: Aaahhhhh!!!! sud man gali dAncer gah hubo..!!!
samut na ako ga sHOrt…!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!~~!!!!!

kurDOPYO August 1, 2011 at 8:25 am: hahaha tagam!

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hweignnah salas March 24, 2011 at 1:30 pm

vea:chay aha c ariel ?
wenna:na priso chay ..nanu?
vea:huh ? aha dapit?
wenna: sa acung kasing2… :=))
–toryahe–

ana christy andrin March 28, 2011 at 8:57 am

boy: asa na ka kron..?
girl: naa sa amo balay..
boy: muhapit pa ko sa inyo balay o muderetso nako sa imo KASINGKASING..!
3eestooryaheee..!

zhamix March 29, 2011 at 10:47 am: boy: miga pwede nako hulman ang imung shades??
gUrl nag suot og shades: nganU man?
Boy: dili naman jod ko ka klaro sa imu tungod sa imung ka gwapa”
StorYAhEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ana christy andrin March 28, 2011 at 9:02 am

boy: miss ballpen kaba..?
girl: bakit..?
boy: mabuang man gud kog d ka muagi..!
3storyahe333….

Prince Euthrix March 31, 2011 at 4:09 am

One Day sa School …..
Boie : Miss !!
Gurl : Bakit ?!
Boie : Point Gurad ka bah sa BasketBall team nyu ?!
Gurl : Hindi noh !! Bakit naman ?!
Boie : Kasi .. Ang daling mong naagaw ang Puso ko eh !!
COACH : Huie !! Kilala nyu bah si Estor ?!
Boie & Gurl : Estoryaheeee…..
COACH : Eh , si Tam2x ?!
Boie & Gurl : Tam2x ?!
COACH : Tambagie !!

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mhoraia April 6, 2011 at 10:50 am

gurl: kahibaw ka dili tajud ka pwede maduwaan
boy: wow thanks
gurl: dili taka pwede ma duwaan kay emu kaanyag murag tae!
haha :p

aCidIc May 18, 2011 at 7:04 am

wat mn english sa asin?

kulongo August 10, 2011 at 10:58 pm

sodium chloride

enajz August 11, 2011 at 7:19 am: salt

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dexter castilano April 6, 2011 at 11:45 pm

boy: mora mn ka ug manok ??
girl: bakit naman???
boy: favorite kasi kita
sttoooorrryaaaaheeeeeee

ding'dong-kayexan April 6, 2011 at 11:54 pm

boy: state mo nga name mo
girl: janyra kaye
boy: COMFIRM !!!
-your name has been save to my heart-
heheheheh!!! umphhhh

ding'dong-kayexan April 7, 2011 at 12:00 am

girl: may lahi ka bang puzzle???
boy: ngano man?
girl: kasi simula pa lang kinukumpleto mo na ang araw ko
hehehehehe!!!!! upmh

ej (CHINTOY) April 9, 2011 at 5:37 am

boy: kada tan.aw nako nimo murag way hago.
girl: nganu mn?
boy: imo mn gud nawong murag COBRA
istoooorrryyaahheeeeeeeeee!

enajz August 11, 2011 at 7:20 am

another one plzz..

Reymarc Angelo August 13, 2011 at 1:22 pm: IHI(urine) kaba?
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Kasi pag lumalabas kana KINIKILIG ako!

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jen April 9, 2011 at 3:09 pm

nice jokes..love it..keep up the good work…

ARON April 11, 2011 at 10:44 am

boy: ano ba yan parang isang

domingo millan April 11, 2011 at 10:00 pm

tISOY: miss! Computer kaba??
Tisay: D Y man???
tISOY:Kasi naka SAVE kana sa ISIP KO
ALL: ESTORYAHeEEE

domingo millan April 11, 2011 at 10:03 pm

Easter day ngaYOn !!
Boy: YAY!!

EASTERN DAY NA !!
GIrL: UU NGA EASTERN DAY NA!!
NANAY: EASTERnyaheeeee

cheryl April 12, 2011 at 1:29 am

hay naku pawa sa duka bha makahinomdom man pod ta sa atong mga ex oi estoryaheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

cheryl April 12, 2011 at 1:34 am

estoryaheeeeeeeeeeeee

patrick obejero April 13, 2011 at 2:26 am

boy: miss para kang refrigerator..
girl: nga no mn?
boy: 2wing makita kata lumalamig ako..
kausapin !!!!!!!

kimzan April 25, 2011 at 6:02 pm

lumalamig!! lumalamig sa imong mata !! estoryahe!! wrong gramar hahah

epal1985 July 21, 2011 at 5:03 am

the term “wrong grammar” is incorrect itself..shoud be gramatically incorrect or bad grammar…so if u oughta correct someone with his/her grammar, make sure u wont be coorected also.. hahahah peace!!

kulongo August 11, 2011 at 3:58 pm

hala nangaway…amaw…

mae jy ko August 20, 2011 at 3:55 am: haha utro pod ka wrong grammar..coorected
dapat CORRECTED curios lang..
Alex September 9, 2011 at 10:56 pm: Wrong spelling pud ka O

jannpads August 20, 2011 at 7:13 am

imu gni nga should wrong spelling ug ang correct.wahaha…nangorection bya labawng correctionanan…haha…peace..!

margz August 28, 2011 at 11:31 am: hahahaha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ayaw nlng ug coRreCtioni awun no CommEnt,

kent September 1, 2011 at 4:21 pm

What’s the difference between “grammatically incorrect” and “wrong grammar” huh??>_<

neiltaborada September 19, 2011 at 10:51 am: the difference between the spelling grammaticall incorrect and wrong grammar is the spelling xD

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jesus vic April 16, 2011 at 3:14 am

boy: miss, yello ka ba???
girl: ndi! bkt mo nsabi yan???
boy: ehh sa 2wing katabi kita pinalalamig mo ang puso ko….
Ess2rYaheeee…!!!!!

kholinmolin April 18, 2011 at 1:19 pm: rosa: ka gwapo lagi nimo
boy: y mn
rosa: gwapo ka u ka sa akon kasing kasing eh
istoryaheeeeeeeeeeeee

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Mariboy Solis April 17, 2011 at 11:41 am

boy: alam mo para kang test paper…
girl: bakit aman?!
boy: nauubos kasi oras ko sa katititig sa’yo..
weeeeeeeewwwwwwww.. Ace ka.oya

gewaps April 21, 2011 at 2:15 pm

LAKI: Yabz naa kay wallet?
Bae: naa nganu man?
LAKI: kay imu man gud gina dala-dala ako kwarta!!
ESSTORYAHEEEEEE…

gewaps April 21, 2011 at 2:20 pm

boy: Miss, candy ka bah?
girL: huh? nganu candy man daw ku?
boy: kasi ang swEet2 mu kasi ehh
.. ..es2rYahEEE..!

gewaps April 21, 2011 at 2:24 pm

boy: Miss,,pusil ka ba?
girL: nganung ma pusil man daw kuh?
boy: wla pa gani kah nkapabuto sa pusil,,na igonku…
isToryahEe…!!

gewaps April 21, 2011 at 2:27 pm

laki: Miss bulkan ka ba?
bae: Ngano man?
laki: mamula man gud ka,,basta mkakita ku nmu…
esTorYaheE…!

bitobin April 24, 2011 at 2:51 pm

boy: miss baril ka ba?
Girl: ha bakit?
boy: patira nman oh!
nyahaha..

wew April 25, 2011 at 12:20 am

Boy: miss manok ka?
Girl: y man fud?
Boy: kanang lumlumi akung itlog bi??
estoryahee!!!

mistydwan April 26, 2011 at 1:40 pm

boy: day nibalhin naka ug puy anan?
girl: wala oi didto man gihapon ko nagpuyo sa amoa
boy: wee, pag sure oi..
girl: lagi, ngano man diay?
boy: nganong naa man lagi ka dri sa akong kasing kasing..
istoryaheeee…….

Summer Paler April 30, 2011 at 3:54 am

(GF magbabakasyon sa ibang lugar)
BF: Babe, alam mo hindi kita mamimis…
GF: Huh? Ganon?! Bakit naman?
BF: Kasi makakasama kita sa bawat pagtibok nang puso.
Esssseeeey! ACETORYAHEE!

Summer Paler April 30, 2011 at 3:55 am

(GF magbabakasyon sa ibang lugar)
BF: Babe, alam mo hindi kita mamimis…
GF: Huh? Ganon?! Bakit naman?
BF: Kasi makakasama kita sa bawat pagtibok nang puso ko.
Esssseeeey! ACETORYAHEE!

Arnnz nelz April 30, 2011 at 4:53 pm

Boy: miss, hallowblock kaba?
Girl: huh? nganu naka ingun man ka anah?
Boy: gaspang man gud imong nwung
Girl: seminto pud baka?
Boy: hahaha.. nganu man daw beh?!
Girl: Nawung man gud nimu murag gi seminto

piolo August 1, 2011 at 7:51 am

bobo man ka mo joke bay! bulok ka!

huge222 August 2, 2011 at 12:46 pm

y lami

jojo dilpolo August 24, 2011 at 1:31 am

ok unsa di imong gusto pati world dugang nako diha

jannpads September 3, 2011 at 7:43 am

idugang bai pra bibo…haha…buloka ui….

jannpads September 3, 2011 at 7:58 am: joke lng…hehe….

John May 1, 2011 at 1:57 pm

Boy: Hon di q na kelangan mag open ng coke
Girl: bakit?
Boy:Bat pa ako mag oopen ng coke ikaw namn ang happiness q!!
Girl: Wee?? Weestroyahee ^_^
NICE Storyaheess.. keep it Up!

jhanny May 6, 2011 at 6:53 am

hi miss love tika kay kayo ka sa akong kasing 2x

margz August 28, 2011 at 11:44 am

kayo ?????????????????

kigwa September 14, 2011 at 8:22 am: margz bahog buto…

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jhanny castro May 6, 2011 at 6:54 am

hi8 mzta na u

jenessa restauro May 6, 2011 at 6:59 am

ghurl:bhe lab ko nimo
boy:ngano man abe nimo dli tika lab
ghurl:wala lang para kasing hindi mo ako lab eh
boy bakit naman hindi kita lab ♥♣
storyaheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

piolo August 1, 2011 at 7:52 am

labaw nga bugok ang nag joke ane.. bobo!

margz August 28, 2011 at 11:44 am

jogoooooooooooooooooo

jannpads September 3, 2011 at 7:44 am

sayang2 lang ug type ui…

albert 5thhokage September 9, 2011 at 3:09 am: tanga o mura man kag bogu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tarunga sunod!!!,,nagjoke pka!!!!!!!!!
nag post pakag picture nimo kataw anan pa…
bianca September 15, 2011 at 5:21 am: ha????,,,unsa to???..hahaha…pagkah rjud…hahaha

rafzkie September 16, 2011 at 11:56 am

wai lami

mark angelo May 6, 2011 at 7:43 am

boy:

gigao7 May 9, 2011 at 3:46 pm

boy: pustiso ka ba???
girl: hndi bkit?
boy: because i cant smile w/o you
estoryeheeee

clynzkii May 13, 2011 at 1:41 am

(Boy & Girl nag-hiking)
Girl: Wow!!! I love the View!!!
(boy watched to her and said)
Boy: pwed tanggalin ang The??
–answer b!?..hehe es2ryahee ba pd ni?!.

margz August 28, 2011 at 11:45 am: i love view !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FrgeLL May 14, 2011 at 2:31 pm

boy: miss napi-ang ka??
gurl: huh y man??
boy: gkan skung huna2 ntagak mn dyun ka skung kasing kasing!
s2ryaheeeeee..

FrgeLL May 15, 2011 at 5:18 am

boy:mis mura kag CAMERA!!!
giRL::huh ? nganu man??
boy:pag mua2bang ka sku pirti nku pag SMILE !!
hmf s2ryaheeeeeee

aCidIc May 18, 2011 at 6:59 am

boy: miss gaano kaba kalalim?
gurL: hah? bakit?
boy: di kc aq mkaahon mula nang mahulog aq sau eh..
eStoRyahEE!!

aCidIc May 18, 2011 at 7:02 am

aKaLa qOh nuOn dAgaT lng ang lumalalim…:D
pRo ngaun i realized pati pala feelings q sau ganun din!!
ESTORYAHEE!!!!!!!!!!!
wA gAbaH’e!!

RENZ May 24, 2011 at 6:28 am

boy:manguryente lge ka ?
girl:huh ? ngano man ?
boy:paminaw man gud nko
ikaw ang bugtong starter sa gugma kong na ponder ..
ESTUUUURRRRYAHHEEEE !!!

afterdeath June 7, 2011 at 4:20 am

bOy: miss, Hulog kaba sa Langit..?
girl: ahhhh… kay mura kog angHel..?
bOy: dli, nalumping man gud imong nawng.
AHahHahAHah….

margz August 28, 2011 at 11:55 am: taGam,,,,,,,,,,,,,, fEeliNg mn guD

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johny bravo June 19, 2011 at 3:27 pm

boy: kulangot ka ba??
girl: ewhh.. bakit mo naman
na sabi yan!!
boy: kasi napa ka hard to get mo!!
kaila kag 235.. eS tor Yahee!!

johny bravo June 19, 2011 at 3:31 pm

boy: bangin ka ba??
girl: ngek bakit naman..
boy: kasi na huhulog na
ako sayu!!
esToryahee

johny bravo June 19, 2011 at 3:36 pm

boy: tapos na ba exam mu??
girl: bakti na naman!!
boy: para ako naman ang
sagutin mo!!
eStoRyahEee!! O_o

mae June 23, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Boy: Gamot ka ba?
Girl: Bakt naman??
Boy: Kasi ginamot mo ang nagdurugo kong puso!!
ESTORYAHEEE

OYeah June 23, 2011 at 7:00 pm

Boy: Gusto kag SIOMAI?
Girl: Uu..Y man?
Boy: So that I can SIOMAI Love for You!. XD

OYeah June 23, 2011 at 7:03 pm

(Usa ka Disco sa Barrio)
Lake: Pre dghan tawo sa discohan?
Bungi: Ag-an bya pod.
Lake: Dghang gwapa?
Bungi: Ag-an ag-an pod…
Lake: Eh ang gwapo?
Bungi: Ah Amay ra mi…
EsstEpLeeeReyyyyyyy

margarette August 28, 2011 at 12:00 pm: jajaja,,,,, ah-may lNG jai moh?

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OYeah June 23, 2011 at 7:07 pm

Boy: Miss Pwde ba nku e prenda akong kaugalingon sa imoa?
Girl: Hah?..Y man sab?
Boy: Aron magka Interest ka sa ako….XD

OYeah June 23, 2011 at 7:11 pm

Boy: Miss pwde ba ko mo Parking sa imong kasing-kasing nga y Backing-backing?…
Girl: Sorry ka na lang…If wala ky wheels d ka kapasar sa ako!.
Boy: Weeeeeeeeeeeeh….Unsa ng Bilat nmu Highway!!!!!!!!!!!.. XD

OYeah June 23, 2011 at 7:13 pm

Petra: Pedro tikman mo tong cake oh..Gawa to ng nanay ko.
Pedro: Pwde ikaw na lang ung tikman ko Petra?..Total gawa ka rn naman ng nanay mo!…XD

margz August 28, 2011 at 12:07 pm

la ko ksabot

Alex September 9, 2011 at 11:09 pm

BUGO ON MAN…DI GYUD KASABOT

kigwa September 14, 2011 at 8:23 am: liwat ni Alex bugo…

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OYeah June 23, 2011 at 7:19 pm

Boy: Yaw kog ituklod ba!..
Girl: Wla bya oh..
Boy: Bcn mbira unya tka ug mahulog ta sa usag-usa!….XD

OYeah June 23, 2011 at 7:24 pm

Girl : Kabalo ba ka nga kda adlaw tka cg ghuna-huna?..
Boy : PAgka sweet pod nmu..Ky nganu pod?
Girl : Ghuna-huna Nga knus-a ka mamatay amawa ka!..XD

REIL L CHUY June 27, 2011 at 5:59 am

INYONG LOLO MGA PUNK

jannpads September 3, 2011 at 7:47 am: punk kinaraan…

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REIL L CHUY June 27, 2011 at 5:59 am

C RICARDO KAY DABLO
RICARDO THE MAGICIAN

Maria Rosario Pizarras June 28, 2011 at 12:51 pm

boy: ui, asa’n na yong renta mo?
girl: huh? anong renta?.
boy: ang tagal mo na kasing nakatira di2 sa puso q eh!

jayzer July 3, 2011 at 10:19 am

thnx…

jeck July 6, 2011 at 12:13 am

boy: mai istasyon bha ng pulis d2?
gurl: ouh.. bkt nman?
boy: ipapahuli ko sna ung ngnkaw ng puso ko.
issssssssturyaheeeeeee….

Brixz Stupidguy July 12, 2011 at 9:17 am

Boy:Miss pde mo ba ako samahan sa psychiatrist ??
Girl: Bakit?? anu ba nangyari sa’yo?
Boy:Sabi kasi nung psychiatrist pasamahin mo ung girl na kinababaliwan mo..
essSStorrRRyyaaaHHeeeee

albert 5thhokage September 9, 2011 at 3:14 am: wew!!!!!!!!!!

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kelzz v IMba July 14, 2011 at 3:11 pm

kill me if u can

James Paolo Paguray July 17, 2011 at 12:01 pm

boy : gwapaha nmu miss uie..
girl : unya ..?
boy : kung sa facebook pa ka, gi like na taka..
ESTURYAHEE…

brayan paguray July 17, 2011 at 12:42 pm: shit

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brayan paguray July 17, 2011 at 12:11 pm

BOY: miss miss… memory card kba..??
gurl:nganu man…!!
boy: perme man gud tka mahunaan sa akong utok….^_^
storyyaahhhhhee…..

piolo August 1, 2011 at 7:58 am

way utok ang nag joke ane!! bugok!!

Alex September 9, 2011 at 11:11 pm: SABA JAH>>>>MURA MAN SAD KA ‘G BRIGHT

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kigwa September 14, 2011 at 8:24 am: piolo pisot… gamay oten…

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James Paolo Paguray July 17, 2011 at 12:15 pm

boy : miss DOCTOR ka ba?
girl : dili uie.. nganu diay ?
boy : ikaw man gud ang nagTULI sa PISOT kong GUGMA..!!
sturjakee..!!

margz August 28, 2011 at 12:18 pm

pisot mong pgbati !!!!!!!!!
duhh,,,, jogobelts

kigwa September 14, 2011 at 8:24 am: margz bahog bilat…

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antigravity July 18, 2011 at 8:14 pm

Girl: Unsai iningles sa TINDAHAN?’
Boy: STORE!!!
Girl: Uu…STORE!…
eSTOREyaheee!!!
Boy: Dungan tag sakay sa jeep miga. Naa koi 7 diri. Ako nalang pliteh nimu…
Girl: (nahibung) Huh? Usa raman ma plitehan ana?
Boy: Ang ang… Para sabak ka naku…
Girl: Estoryaaaheee!!!
Drayber: Manyak!!!
Weeeeehhh!!
Boy: 143
Girl: Huh?
Boy: I Love You
Girl: Ahhh… 234…
Boy: Huh?
Girl: ES TOR YAHE!!!
Nyaaaah!!!
Boy: Miss,deretso ba ni didto?
Girl: Deretso sa asa man?!
Boy: Deretso sa imong kasing kasing bah!
ESTORYAHEEEE!!!

antigravity July 18, 2011 at 8:20 pm

Asawa: (horny na kaau) Luv, wala koy panty ron…
Bana: Kaluoy sab sa akong asawa oi… Sige lang palitan nya tika ugma…
Towiwink!!! Estoryaheee!!!
Sexy girl nangumpisal…
Pari: Iha, unsa may imong sala?
Girl: Father, ug makabati kog lalaki nga mamalikas, di nako mapugngan makipaghilawas niya!
Pari: Buang! Ka leche gud anang sala-a! Peste! Ataya nuh!
heart: love jud nako siya
brain: kbaw ko, grabe paman gni diba?
heart: kbaw man diay ka, nganong pugson man nmo ug limot?
brain: kay di ko gusto msakitan paka
stomach: sa sobra nmong gugma wa nakay kaon2x
liver: mao! cge pajud ka tagai, apektuhan nmi ni kidney
lungs: ako sad galisud na ginhawa
heart: sensya na guys ha? nahigugma lang ko…
lubot: ESTORYAHEEEEE!!!

piolo August 1, 2011 at 8:05 am: kani maoy nice ^_^

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marielle July 23, 2011 at 5:27 am

d ko kaya maintindihan
nakakalito

rich"""" August 5, 2011 at 3:42 am

“”!bogoa nimo uie “”" mura man kag taga bukid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tanga !!!asa man ka gikan??????????

trunkiedista August 18, 2011 at 1:45 am

walay bogo nga tao oi… d lng sya kasabot og bisaya… respeto pod tol… mura man kag bayot mo ing ana og babae!

kigwa September 14, 2011 at 8:16 am: sobra pa sa bayot… nyahahaha

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vangie_loreto@yahoo.com July 28, 2011 at 6:13 pm

hehehe pwede poh ba nextym puro tagalog nlang pnu poh kc d aq marunung mg bisaya eh

vangie_loreto@yahoo.com July 28, 2011 at 6:16 pm

boy:pustiso kabah???
girl:bakit naman????
boy:kasi i cant smile without you………….
kuha mu????????????????

lHf_em's17 September 9, 2011 at 5:17 am: laKi: miSs, muRa juD ka’g kaHoy
bAye: aYStaNg…. nGAnu nmn pud?
laKi: gIbubu-aN mn Gud ka sAq guGma kaDA adLAw
wEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!! iStoRyaHee 2ng kaHoya 2,,,

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trisha July 28, 2011 at 6:17 pm

wow ganda nun huh

xtine_21 August 1, 2011 at 4:29 pm

girl: kabalo ka mura jud kag ANIDORO..
boy: ngano man? baho ko?..
girl: sa imo lang man gud nako mapagawas akong gibati….
EsToryaheeeeeeeeee…..

skimpertoss August 2, 2011 at 6:03 am

hahahahahahahahahaha balaa oi
kaboring ng jokes nyo

samii single August 4, 2011 at 1:14 pm

hahaha… i lub it … as much as i lub you .. hahaha

)
wow .. sana may ganyan rin ka sweet saken..haha

)

bugoy August 9, 2011 at 2:16 am

boy : unta unggoy nlng ka ..
girl : ha ? y man ?
boy : aron nai tig kaon sa akong saging !!

firstclips August 10, 2011 at 11:22 am

teacher; class ano gusto niyo paglaki……..?
besinga; ma’am..ako gusto ko paglaki maging pulis..para makatulong sa kapwa!
teacher; ikaw constantino?
constantino;…aAhHh! ma’am gusto ko paglaki..maging doctor para makatulong sa kapwa!..
teacher; ah ikaw naman matas,,alyas manyakis…
matas;ahh akO ma’am gusto ko……..paglaki maging KAPWA! ..paRa !…….hayahay!…hahaha

junie August 15, 2011 at 8:11 am

{~_~}Pwdi bng e’pr0gram ung pus0 moh
dkah kci mwalay s icip q0h.,!
storyahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

gel September 22, 2011 at 2:35 am: ows???

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trunkiedista August 18, 2011 at 1:32 am

“magaling ka siguro sa puzzle noh.. kasi nabuo mo ang puso ko”..

jorpols August 18, 2011 at 3:16 pm

TITSER:juan mura jud ka ug sperm cell.
JUAN:nagnu man sir?
TITSER:lami kaau ka pagawason
wahehehei

Shaine September 10, 2011 at 3:34 pm: hala kalain hhehe

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Pettskie August 29, 2011 at 11:15 am

Girl: Hoy boang, Kaila ta? nganong
sigeg man ka tan-aw nako?
Bugoy: Pasensya na day, ganahan lang
ko motan-aw sa mga wonderful works of God…
Yati ra! Istoryaheee!
nice website for more estoryahe quotes just visit my blog
http://infolinkerz.blogspot.com
tnx…enjoy!

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Pettskie August 29, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Boy:miss pusil baka?
Girl: y man?
Boy:pwede patira? hahahah..estoryaheeeeee!
http://infolinkerz.blogspot.com/search/label/Estoryahe%20Quotes
for more estoryahe quotes please visit my blog more power sa site nati

way lame September 1, 2011 at 12:17 pm

hahay…………….mga way lamee

kigwa September 14, 2011 at 8:19 am: labaw paka… tabaghak ka…

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way lame September 1, 2011 at 12:18 pm

ses

kent September 1, 2011 at 4:39 pm

boy: manumbag bya kog gwpa!!
girl: sumbag!!!
boy: gwpa diay ka?

Jessie MENDOZA September 2, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Nice ang ubann
heheheh ang uban ra pud
uban sa buhok jejejeje

Johwee Sam Bernales September 8, 2011 at 11:09 am

boy:mis pede mo bah ako samahan sa cementeryo?
girl:oo bkit?
boy:dadalawin ko lng yong puso ko patay na patay sayo
3s2ryaheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Johwee Sam Bernales September 8, 2011 at 11:11 am

boy:gustong kong lilipad
girl:bkit?
boy:para lilipad ako sa puso mo
3s2ryaheeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Alex September 9, 2011 at 11:25 pm

CORNY!!!….MGA WALAY LAMI…BALIK2x

Shaine September 10, 2011 at 3:33 pm

hahahaha mao jud

Alexander M. Llisis Jr. September 13, 2011 at 5:45 am

GUY : Isinangla mo naba ako ?
LADY : huh ? hindi ! bakit ?
GUY : Kasi ang laki na ng INTEREST ko sayo !
LADY : wehh ? hindi nga ?
ESTORYAHEE ! ! ^_^
BY : MASTER’S

denton uriel September 13, 2011 at 12:24 pm

Guy: (galit na galit)
Girl: humarap ka xa akin!
Guy: ayoko!..
Girl: bakla ka Vah?.
Guy: may bakla bang Umibig xa IYO
Girl: bakit bah ka-c ayaw mong humarap.??
Guy: mawawala ka-c galit ko kung kaharap kita!!
AcE2RyAhiE

amer September 16, 2011 at 12:51 am

boy:nasa bubblegang ka bah?para ka kcng c boy pickup!!

bOypicK-uP!! September 16, 2011 at 2:03 am

boy: bagay tau..
gurl: bakit?
boy: kc,pg tumingin aq sa langit..ang ganda ng mga bituwin…
gurl: huh?
boy: bOypicK-uP to d max..!!!

Ocean28 September 16, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Boy:Miss may Titulo kaba?
Girl:wala.bkit naman?
Boy:Tingin ko kc.pag aari kita.
Estoryaheeeeee.

Ocean28 September 16, 2011 at 12:40 pm

Boy:Ang Ganda ng Langit sa gabi noh?ang daming Bituin.kaya nga lang minsan nakakapagod ng tumingala.Buti nalang Andyan ka,isang tingin ko lang
.
.
.
Langit na
Girl:(Speechless)bugto ang panti uie!
ahahaha.

Ocean28 September 16, 2011 at 12:44 pm

Boy:Alam Mo Para kang Google.
Girl:Bkit mo naman nasabi?
Boy:kc nasa mata mo lahat ang hinahanap ko.
ESTORYAHEEE!!!

Ocean28 September 16, 2011 at 12:49 pm

Boy:(gitunulan si Girl ug patay nga buwak)
Girl:what`s This?
Boy:This is Me Without You.
ESTORYAHEE!
ahahaha

Ocean28 September 16, 2011 at 12:52 pm

Wa na gani ko niluhok dri.ako pay imong gitamakan.ikaw pay nasuko.gago man diay ka.
-TAE-
ahahha.

Ocean28 September 16, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Unsay sala nako sa imo?nganung gi bilin man ko nimo na nag ka dugo?
-NAPKIN-
waahha

Ocean28 September 16, 2011 at 12:56 pm

Dili tanan Color Pink Kikay…
-MAJINBUU-
ahaha.

Ocean28 September 16, 2011 at 12:56 pm

Dili tanan Color Yellow Grabeg Sustansya.
-PLEMA-
ahahaha.

Ocean28 September 16, 2011 at 12:59 pm

Boy:Miss pwede manguyab ko nimo?single bitaw ka.
Girl:aiaw bakal nani akong kasing2 sa mga Jamming..
Boy:bisan bakal na imong kasing2.
Mutaya ra gihapon na sakong Jamming.
ahaha.

Ocean28 September 16, 2011 at 1:14 pm

di ka man ASTIG gaya ng FRATERNITY
o kaya’y MABANGIS gaya ng SORORITY
di ka man MAPORMA gaya ng DANCER
o kaya’y MALUPET gaya ng GANGSTER.
pero kung LOVE mo AKO, di ka lang MAANGAS, IKAW pa ang BATAS!

))

xhien September 18, 2011 at 11:13 am